2016/17 Premier League season preview (6-10)

10) STOKE
Since Mark Hughes took charge three years ago, they’ve become a team you’re surprised to see outside of the Top 12 at any point in the season. While The Potters have evolved to become strong Premier League regulars, the gap between them and teams chasing European places continues to grow. That’s not a hit on Stoke, but a fourth straight ninth place finish might be just out of reach this season.

Even with the additions of Xherdan Shaqiri, Bojan Krkic, Marko Arnautovic and Ibrahim Affellay, Stoke potted just 41 goals last season. Barring injuries, Affellay was quite unlucky last year, that number should increase this season. The addition of someone like Saido Berahino would certainly help, but Stoke’s efforts to free the 23-year-old from West Brom have gone for naught.

If Stoke can avoid their usual slow start to the season, they might just be strong enough to finish a couple of places higher should the bigger clubs not play to their potential.

9) EVERTON
When was the last time Everton started a season with this much confidence?

Luring Ronald Koeman seemed quite easy. With the ambition and investment on the blue side of Merseyside now, one can see why. Koeman will take home twice what he made on the south coast, a cool £6 million a year. And work under one of the men responsible for Leicester‘s remarkable title run, after Steve Walsh left The Foxes to become The Toffees first director of football.

Everton expected to lose John Stones eventually. No one could’ve expected any club to pay £50 million for him after the season he had last year. The Toffees have been able to reject massive bids for Romelu Lukaku, while spending to bring in Wales captain Ashley Williams, and Idrissa Gueye from Aston Villa who was one of very few bright spots for the relegated side last season.

This team has holes, but are guaranteed to be better defensively than the Roberto Martinez side that finished 11th. That alone should be worth 10 more points.

8) WEST HAM
New digs. New crest. New record signing. And Slaven Bilic says he’d still like five more players! Hammers supporters have plenty to be excited about this year.

The Hammers would have been the best story in the Premier League last season, had it not been for Leicester’s unthinkable title run. West Ham will be even more enjoyable to watch this season.

£20 million for Andre Ayew may seem like a lot when he doesn’t fit in to Bilic’s 4-2-3-1. Andy Carroll remains the first choice number nine, but he’s likely to only play nine league matches so it’s nice to have options. Sofiane Feghouli joins from Valencia to make West Ham’s right side nearly as deadly as the left, with Dmitri Payet working his magic in front of the incredibly underrated Aaron Cresswell.

Ownership has Champions League aspirations, and they may get there soon. But not this year.

7) LEICESTER CITY
Last season was truly magical. The Foxes claimed the title of “best underdog story of all time.” They inspired little clubs everywhere, and Claudio Ranieri must have had a proud father’s grin on his face every time he read a story describing Iceland as “the Leicester of The Euros!” But how can you match last season? You can’t.

Surely Ranieri doesn’t actually believe himself when he says this summer, “the goal is to stay up.” His level head is what lead Leicester through the marathon last year. Although maybe he’s had a look at the bookies lists. How disrespectful that Leicester are 14-1 to go down, but 33-1 to repeat!

The Foxes have spent an incredibly modest £27.5 million on four players this summer. Considering N’Golo Kanté went to Chelsea for £30 million, I thought surely Ranieri would go on a £50 million shopping spree. But that’s not Leicester’s style, and that’s ok. They just will not be able to fight wars on multiple fronts.

Leicester used just 27 different starting lineups last season. That was second-fewest among Premier League champions. The schedule will be grueling this fall. Injuries are bound to plague Leicester this time around. Ranieri is going to have become The Tinkerman again. They are considerably deeper than last season, but his squad just isn’t deep enough.

Ahmed Musa looks to be a great signing already, and Ranieri is confident Nampalys Mendy will be a suitable replacement for Kanté having worked with him at Monaco. This is before Mendy left for Nice and became club captain at the age of just 22. Now 24, no player will be under the microscope more in the first half of this season than Mendy. He declined a move to Manchester United to join new Saints boss Claude Puel at Nice three years ago. Now, he’s a £13 million man.

Keeping Jamie Vardy, Kasper Schmeichel and Danny Drinkwater is the equivalent of spending £125 million on new players because that’s surely what they would have gone for. But if Riyad Mahrez does leave before the window closes, it will have a massive ripple effect on the entire squad that will already struggle without Kanté.

6) LIVERPOOL
Many seem to think a full season with Jürgen Klopp at the helm will power Liverpool back in to the Top 4. They are close, and should be much better than they were for much of last season. But the Reds just aren’t there yet.

Losing the Europa League final may yet turn out to be a blessing. The lure of Champions League football would have helped their business in the transfer window this summer, but it would have seen them forced to pay a premium and this squad still isn’t good enough to challenge on multiple fronts.

With Sadio Mané running around opposing defenders, Liverpool are far more balanced than they were last season. Georginio Wijnaldum is exactly the type of player that would have thrived at Klopp’s Dortmund. If he can find some consistency, he can be one of the most dangerous players in the Premier League. Much like Daniel Sturridge who is likely to spend even more time on the trainer’s table given the intensity of Klopp’s training sessions. They’re doing three-a-days! Who does that? Klopp couldn’t get Mario Götze from Bayern Munich, but he did lure their fitness coach and nutritionist to Anfield with praise from the German press. Liverpool players are reported to be, surviving and better fed.

I am excited for Liverpool fans this season. This team is capable of taking points off their rivals above them. Will Klopp endure a sixth consecutive cup final defeat? I don’t know if his heart can handle it.

Be sure to check back soon. My Top 5 predictions blog is coming later today!

2015/16 Premier League season: The Dunny Awards

How’s that for an awards show name, eh? Tennis racquets and summer tyres for everybody!

Soundtrack of the season: “Dilly ding, dilly dong.” By Andrea Bocelli.

Most Exciting Player to watch: Dmitri Payet.
Leicester had their stand outs, but every play the Frenchman made seemed like a Play of the Year candidate.

Manager of the Year: Sam Allardyce.
Bet you wish you hired him back now, eh Mike Ashley? Forever underrated, “Big Sam” could keep your mens league team in the top flight.

Most influential moment: Eva Carneiro‘s decision to treat what she assumed to be an injured Eden Hazard in Chelsea‘s 2-2 draw with Swansea. Brought the “end of The Special One” at Stamford Bridge.

Most surprising managerial change: If you told Rafa Benitez on his pre-season tour with Real Madrid that he would finish the year in charge of relegated Newcastle, he would’ve laughed at you the way Jose Mourinho laughs at him.

Biggest transfer flop: Éder.
Swansea spent £5 million to buy him from Braga. After failing to score in 15 appearances, he was loaned out to Lille. Notable mention: Chelsea’s money stealing duo, Alex Pato and Falcao.

Arrival of the Year: Jürgen Klopp.
The German has reinvigorated a great club so desperate to return to relevance. Win or lose the Europa League final, this season was a success at Anfield because of the clear trajectory LFC are on now. Up.

Comeback Player of the Year: Petr Cech.
Won the Premier League Golden Glove thanks to 16 clean sheets in 34 appearances in his debut season at Arsenal. I thought he was done. I was wrong.

Depreciating Player of the Year: Jack Grealish.
Most thought he’d be in Roy Hodgson‘s squad this summer. Can’t even stand out in Aston Villa’s U21 side now.

Nickname of the Year: Troy Deeney – “Fat Drake”.

The ‘How much do you miss me’ Award: Jermain Defoe.
My goodness, he’s still such a lethal goalscorer. No way Sunderland stay up these two years without him.

Saddest Departure: Roberto Martinez.
The Spaniard offered so much promise when he first showed up at Goodison Park. But his shine wore off as the Toffees spent more money, on better players, and couldn’t match the results of years past. It won’t be any easier for the next guy. Expect to see Bobby Marts back in Spain before the end of next season.

Dumbest Decision: Watford sacking Quique Sanchez Flores.
What were The Hornets expecting to achieve this year? He was a Manager of the Year candidate for much of the season. They would be lucky to match this season’s 13th place finish with Pep at the helm.

Commentator of the year: Peter Drury.
Some people have little time for hyperbole, but that’s exactly what Leicester’s crowning deserved. Not a better man to call it, and their unbelievable run all year.

Lifetime Achievement Award: Gerry Dobson. Has been the voice of Canadian soccer on television since 1998. Happy retirement Gerry! Saturday mornings won’t be the same without you.

5 Things We Learned From The Prem This Weekend – Aug. 24

Most weeks I will post this before the Monday fixture, but this week I just had to wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Seriously, how was there not ONE goal scored at The Emirates yesterday?

1) Man City look like champions
The Premier League season is a marathon, not a sprint. But after three challenging fixtures to open the season, City look as strong as ever. It’s easy to look at the team sheet and think “of course this team should take 9 points from 9,” but trips to The Hawthorns and Goodison are not easy. Did I mention they made the champions look like a newly promoted side? Citeh have improved on every level. It helps that Vincent Kompany and Yaya Toure are playing like it’s 2012 again. But MCFC deserve all the plaudits they’re getting at the moment. Sure, I’m not about to “crown their asses” to quote Dennis Green, but 9 top flight wins in a row is nothing to take lightly. Also, the first time they’ve done that since 1912. Expect Manny Pellegrini to bring that up if and when he’s on the hot seat come winter. Watford at home this weekend. Make it 10.

2) Just when you expect boatloads of goals, here’s a scoreless draw
Give me slippery conditions with two teams boasting goal hungry frontman, unflattering backlines, and two managers who can never be accused of playing for the “easy result,” and I’m betting the over every time. But as I’ve discussed before on this blog, I may just be the worst gambler in the world. Arsene Wenger‘s gamble of sticking with Petr Cech has clearly paid off. The former Chelsea #1 completely redeemed himself after his nightmare debut. Liverpool should have bagged two, if not three yesterday afternoon. Olivier Giroud has done nothing to shut up his critics, begging for Wenger to sign a world class striker before Monday’s deadline. Riyad Mahrez anyone?

3) Bournemouth belong at this level
What a way to earn your first win in the Premier League! Eddie Howe‘s men were finally rewarded for their efforts by treating us to the type of show we haven’t seen since Blackpool were up. Chaotic defending included. The match wasn’t as close as the 4-3 scoreline would suggest.

4) Christian Eriksen is more important to Tottenham than we thought
Without the magical little Dane, Harry Kane experienced what life was like for Christian Benteke and Darren Bent for years at Villa. Kane was alone, in 90 degree weather, for 90 minutes. Érik Lamela again proved that Daniel Levy considerably overpaid for him. Not only did the Argentine fail to contribute anything in place of Eriksen, 19 year-old Dele Alli completely outshined him.

5) Costel Pantilimon isn’t a useless giant
Without the Romanian in net against Swansea Saturday morning, Sunderland lose again. He made several key saves in addition to his early candidate for stop of the year when he denied Bafe Gombis his brace from close range.

NOTABLE MENTION
If Gomis is going to score every week, he has to get a new goal celebration. He’s ruining the Lion King for men with young children.

Pedro is going to prove he’s even better than we knew he was at Barcelona. I see him much like Luis Suarez when he moved to Liverpool from Ajax. A player who you knew to expect a lot from, but who could deliver more than you even dreamed of. If only he could play centre back as well…

West Ham had better hope that gambling on Slaven Bilić pays off. Back-to-back losses at home has West Ham fans fearing the worst. The Hammers don’t look anything like the side that beat Arsenal on matchday one. Kevin Nolan started up front next to Diafra Sakho FFS! Could you imagine what would happen in the East End if West Ham were relegated before moving in to the Olympic Stadium?

Claudio Ranieri has clearly adopted the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” approach to managing. The Italian saw no need to make any changes to a team that won their opening two matches. The manager formerly known as ‘The Tinkerman’ fielded the exact same lineup for the third straight game. Prized signing Gökhan Inler sat on a bench amongst £30 million worth of talent. This is Leicester City we’re talking about! TV money had changed England as we know it.

I really think Liverpool will regret shipping Mario Balotelli off. I don’t know if he’ll bag 20 goals for Siniša Mihajlović. In fact, I expect the two to have a real tear up before Thanksgiving. Canadian Thanksgiving. But I do think that given the chance, Balo will prove his worth and that Liverpool will struggle to score goals for much of the season.

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